Man: So what do you identify as?
Me: A god
Me: Yes, really
Him: Be more specific
Me: A human god
Him: What kind?
Me: A Christian human god
Him: Erm,… Looks perplexed
Me: A female Christian human god
Him: What kind?
Me: A Nigerian female Christian human god
Him: Please be serious
Me: A teaching Nigerian female Christian human god
Him: Thank you for your time.
Me: Nice chatting with you too.
P.S.: IC = Imagined Conversations
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Mr T: The next shape to learn is a trapezium.
Alex: A trap museum? I’ve never heard of it.
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Teacher, Mr T: Two lessons ago, we learnt the formula for the area of a circle. Who remembers it?
Alex the clueless: I do!
Benny the bully: It’s not a wedding ceremony, Alex!
*Class shouts at once: PIES ARE SQUARED!!! Laughter erupts!
Mr T smiles: Fair enough, but remember to put your hands up to answer next time.
Class: Sorry sir! Continue reading
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Teacher: Good morning class. We’re starting off today with learning to work out the area of a rectangle.
Alex with his hand up, says, Sir.
Mr T: Yes, Alex.
Alex: Our PE teacher hasn’t taught us that workout yet.
Mr T: *confused face* I’m lost, I don’t understand what you’ve just said.
Nadia: Sir, it’s because you said “work out”. He thinks a rectangle is an exercise! Continue reading